Oh dear bathroom scale on the floor.
Who is the one that I adore?
May the weight that you show be lower than before.
If you cooperate, then I can eat some more.
A slice of pumpkin pie with whipped cream,
And enough chocolate, more than you can dream.
Snickers and Butterfingers, all by the pound,
A bite of this and soon you are nice and round.
Some exercise to burn off a calorie,
Wake and swim enough for all to see.
You want to lose that tummy.
So it will be a leaner me.