You dial the 800 number looking for needed service,
Knowing that automated voice will sound like this.
Your call is very important to us, please hold.
Needing service, we always do as we are told.
Repeated messages and no progress to report.
Patience and waiting is tough to always support.
To leave a message, please press one and you wait.
If someone really answers, it is time to celebrate.
What would be best is always speaking to a real voice.
Please, Please, can’t you offer us always a real choice.?