So do you want to brag or be modest?
Are you really going to be honest?
Talk about your kids, you have to brag.
Do that too often, you become a drag.
Think about who you want to impress.
As you decide what you should express.
Are they bored, when you talk about you?
If they are yawning, that’s your clue.
You know you’re in trouble when you begin to talk.
When your audience stands and begins to walk.