Amazing how scoring with the ladies and baseball sounds the same.
Some young men can’t help but brag about how they play the game.
Reaching first base, it’s a sweet touch and maybe a kiss.
Getting to second base, it’s a lot more with the young miss
Third base and reaching home plate, you know what that means.
You can close your eyes and picture those romantic scenes.
The romantic fool who thinks he’s a charming know it all.
Will be blindsided when the lady throws him a curveball.
Springtime, and which teams will win the pennant races
Springtime, and they are looking for love in so many places.
There are days when we don’t know who is a deserving boy scout
Now tell me, is America’s favorite pastime baseball or making out.