Strip down to your undies and step on the scale.
Do your best to not feel like a beached whale.
Perhaps those extra pounds will magically disappear.
Of course, watching your weight can be a new career.
So to drop some pounds, I have to watch what I eat?
No cherry pie, no ice cream sundae or chocolate treat.
Next, I guess you want me to try and exercise.
And if I do, I can get down to what size?
No beer and you better watch where you dine.
Only a half-pound loss, pardon me while I whine.