Midnight, no moon, there are graveyard tales to tell.
What do those strange noises in the night foretell
Some will claim that they can hear a ghost yell
Careful for those scary voices that cast a spell
Beware if it is coughin’ in a near coffin that you hear
Or a headless piano player no longer playing by ear.
Undertakers will call this a very grave situation
Crys for help, real, or your vivid imagination
Ghosts and goblins can always give you a good scare
It’s really spooky, you hear a scream and nothing’s there.
All these tales from the crypt are so true that I do swear
Bill, Bill, time to wake up from this storyland nightmare.